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Post by pippa``marcotte on Jan 30, 2009 1:51:06 GMT -4
Well we're all a bit mean here aren't we?
So basically you wish for something and then someone comes along, grants it but kills it in some way or another.
Here's an example:
I wish i had a million bucks
someone would reply:
granted, but then your get mugged and the muggers go away one million bucks richer.
or something along those lines.
Anyway, here goes
I wish I had a kitty
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Post by Bella Swan on Jan 30, 2009 14:11:21 GMT -4
Granted. But I also grant it bad luck so it claws your eyes out. xD
I wish for Edward Cullen
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Post by Sarah Macquarie on Jan 31, 2009 19:44:06 GMT -4
Granted, but he's actually some middle aged fat guy who drives trucks in New Orleans.
I wish I had some breakfast.
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Post by Gareth Radin on Feb 5, 2009 4:22:17 GMT -4
Granted. But that breakfast your having is days old, so your going to be very sick
I wish for Hayley Williams
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Post by Sarah Macquarie on Feb 5, 2009 5:33:18 GMT -4
Granted, but she can't sing, and she doesn't like you.
I wish I could get this job done faster...
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Post by Emilie Radin on Feb 7, 2009 16:23:06 GMT -4
Granted, but you mess everything up. =P
I wish that all the guys at my school were cuter and didn't smell like rotten gym socks. xD
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Post by Dasuke Moon on Feb 8, 2009 11:28:42 GMT -4
granted but then they all becomes jocks and are players xD men cant live with them cant live without them lol
i wish this was real and we were our characters
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Post by Bella Swan on Feb 9, 2009 1:03:22 GMT -4
Granted, but then your character becomes a 500 pound, hairy man with back-acne and a small penis.  I wish that Jasper and Gareth were my husband's. |
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Post by Alice Cullen on Feb 9, 2009 12:57:19 GMT -4
Granted; but I claw your eyes out for stealing my Jazz. </3
I wish I had some milk for my cookies.
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Post by Sarah Macquarie on Feb 9, 2009 18:13:58 GMT -4
Granted, but I drank the milk... and then made out with Jasper. I wish my boyfriend wasn't sick. I want cuddles  |
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Post by Alice Cullen on Feb 9, 2009 19:05:34 GMT -4
Granted... But he contracts HIV as soon as he's better.
I wish people would stop making out with my husband. xD
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Post by Sarah Macquarie on Feb 9, 2009 19:26:24 GMT -4
Granted, but now even you're not allowed to make out with him.
I wish for breakfast, kthx.
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Post by Jacob Black on Feb 10, 2009 12:14:02 GMT -4
granted, but it's someone elses half eaten leftovers.
I wish for a week off from work
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Post by Alice Cullen on Feb 10, 2009 12:14:55 GMT -4
Granted, but then you get fired for absolutely no reason.
I wish I had a job.
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Post by Jacob Black on Feb 14, 2009 1:40:17 GMT -4
Granted, but your job is to clean the gum off tables at the mall, with your teeth
I wish for a hot fireman
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Post by Alice Cullen on Feb 14, 2009 10:02:54 GMT -4
Granted, but the only reason he's hot is because he's on fire.
I wish for hugs.
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Post by Gareth Radin on Feb 14, 2009 13:02:26 GMT -4
Granted, but the person that gave you a hug just fell into a pool of crap
I want to a girlfriend (begging much, this is the last time i am saying this)
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Post by Sarah Macquarie on Feb 14, 2009 18:36:49 GMT -4
I'd be your girlfriend, but ... My boyfriend would kill you. I wish I could wake up properly. |
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Post by Gareth Radin on Feb 15, 2009 20:16:45 GMT -4
so I can't kill your wish, you just gave me a heal wish
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